In Tuesday's outrageous General Hospital full episode recap, Nina and Portia pay an escort to drug Drew, Drew gets drugged and makes a fool of himself, and everyone else in Port Charles is caught in a web of secrets, schemes, and some seriously bad decisions.
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| Nina gives ketamine to an escort to drug Drew } GH, ABC |
Anna’s Mystery Man & Joss’s Academic Ambush
Well, well, well. If it isn’t Anna Devane trying to have a chill night at The Savoy with her not-so-subtle admirer, Professor Dalton—aka Hank from the Bay Area. This guy claims he transferred to PCU for a better deal on his environmental physics research. Anna isn’t buying the casual conversation either, and when she spots Jordan with Curtis across the room, she peaces out faster than someone dodging a pyramid scheme. Dalton shoots his shot and asks for her number, but Anna’s not handing out digits like coupons. “It’s a small town,” she purrs. Translation: Try again never.
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Enter Joss, who pounces on Anna’s abandoned seat to cozy up to Professor Bay Area herself. She's eager to land that summer research gig, but Dalton’s not sugarcoating a thing. He basically tells her, “You’re cute, but you missed too many classes, sweetheart.” She begs for another shot, and he gives her a canned speech about hard work and alternative opportunities. Joss takes it like a champ, but you can tell she’s plotting.
Nina & Portia Go Full Villain Mode
Over in the land of Bad Decisions and Even Worse Ethics, Portia and Nina are playing a twisted game of Drug Drew Roulette. Nina's got pharmacy-grade ketamine (classy!) and Jacinda, her sketchy assistant, is ready to lace Drew’s drink like it’s college rush week. Why? Because Drew is stomping around Port Charles demanding favors like he’s the king of everything and threatening to expose Portia’s secrets if she doesn’t help him convince Curtis to back a referendum snatching Sonny’s piers. Nina’s plan? Ruin his rep and get him gone.
They don’t even pretend to feel bad. Nina casually mentions this might crush Willow, but Portia’s over it. “After tonight, Drew will be toast,” she basically says. The moral high ground? Abandoned. Set on fire. Bulldozed.
Tracy Stirs It All Up
At the Quartermaine mansion, Tracy is having herself a shady little monologue about Sonny’s reign of terror on the family. Gio—sweet, naive Gio—just wants to know why Auntie Tracy is gunning for his favorite mobster uncle. She’s mid-rant when Jason walks in and shuts the whole thing down. But Tracy’s not here to play nice; she’s aligning herself with Drew. Yes, that Drew. The man she loathes. Apparently, mutual hatred for Sonny makes strange bedfellows.
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| Drew | GH |
She dangles the Quartermaine name like bait, and Drew, ego bloated and morals nowhere to be found, bites hard. They plan to sabotage Sonny’s standing in town, Drew demands his family name back, and they make a deal over dinner like it’s a normal Tuesday. Meanwhile, Jacinda is creeping in the background with her drug cocktail ready to deliver. When Drew’s drink hits the table, she spikes it like she’s bartending at a frat party.
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| Tracy & Drew | GH |
Drew & The Hot Mess Express
Cut to The Savoy. It’s the perfect storm of “what could possibly go wrong?”—and everything does. Drew strolls in already woozy, Jacinda draped on his arm like she just won a prize at the carnival. Lulu sees the chaos unfolding and, ever the opportunist, whips out her phone because honey, this trainwreck is going to be front-page gold.
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| Lulu | GH |
Drew, completely under the influence, starts putting on a show for the ages. He’s slurring, raving about Jacinda’s hotness, demanding shots for the whole bar, and trying to do body shots like he’s 25 and still has cartilage in his knees. He hoists Jacinda onto the bar, pours alcohol on her, and proceeds to slurp it off her stomach. Body shots in front of half of Port Charles! It's not just embarrassing—it’s a PR nightmare with a chaser of pure humiliation.
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| Drew does body shots while drugged | GH |
Portia and Curtis look on in horror, with Curtis basically saying, “Let the man dig his own grave.” Portia, however, dials Nina with the kind of glee only a plan-turned-perfection can bring. They got him. Hook, line, and face-down-on-the-barstool.
Lucas & Marco Dive Into the Past
Meanwhile, over at Café Cherie, Lucas and Marco are on a date that quickly spirals into a heart-to-heart about family drama and coming out. Lucas spills his adoption and biological parent story, and Marco opens up about his own not-so-sunny past. Turns out Marco’s mom is the infamous Natalia, and his sister is Blaze, aka Alison. The real tea? His mom couldn’t handle his truth, and he’s been leaning on his dad ever since.
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| Marco & Lucas | GH |
Just as the emotional floodgates open, in walks Jenz with Lucy Coe, because this is GH, and nothing ever happens in a vacuum. Lucy is shocked to learn that Natalia had a gay son she never mentioned, and Jenz admits his biggest regret is missing out on Marco’s childhood. Sweet moment? Yes. Awkward timing? Absolutely.
Anna Isn’t Buying Dalton’s Sweet Talk
Later, Emma joins Anna for a quick bite and some academic girl talk. Anna brings up Dalton, and Emma pretends to act casual—except her face says, “Busted.” Anna clocked the whole thing: both Dalton and Emma transferring to PCU at the same time is way too convenient. Emma admits she maneuvered her way into Dalton’s class, but insists it was just for the internship opportunity.
Anna smiles, but you can tell she’s suspicious. Coincidences? Not in her line of work. And Emma, bless her, still looks like she’s hiding something big.
Jason Drops the Truth Bomb
Back at the mansion, Jason finally sits Gio down for the big “Sonny murdered my brother” talk. Gio is understandably floored, but Jason insists Sonny was protecting Ava and did what he had to do. Sonny’s not perfect, but he’s loyal, and Jason says he’s always trusted him. Now it’s up to Gio: does he believe his instincts or fall into Tracy’s anti-Sonny propaganda machine?
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| Jason | GH |
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| Gio | GH |
Gio respects Jason—and Tracy—but he’s team Sonny for now. Jason gives him the full big-brother pep talk, and Gio leaves, looking like he aged three years in ten minutes.
More Secrets, More Chaos
Before the night’s over, Portia rolls into The Savoy, throws some weak congratulations at Jordan for her new job, and makes a snide comment about Jordan having to deal with Drew. Girl, if only she knew what just went down on that bar.
And as if we hadn’t had enough emotional whiplash, Marco and Lucas arrive, ready to hit the dance floor. Lucas sees Joss, introduces her to Marco, and Joss mouths, “He’s hot!” No lies detected.
But the real showstopper? Still Drew, still acting a fool, and still unaware he just handed Nina and Portia exactly what they wanted: his downfall, live and in living color.
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