Welcome to Monday’s The Bold and the Beautiful recap! Looney Luna is officially one gun range away from a one-way ticket to the psych ward. While she’s using Steffy’s face for target practice, Deacon is playing tough guy with lemons and knives, and Liam is spiraling into a panic attack over his ex-wife’s safety.
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Deacon’s Lemon-Stabbing PSA
Deacon is over it. Over Luna, over Sheila’s drama, over being the reluctant voice of reason in a room full of unhinged people. When Luna saunters into Il Giardino with a chip on her shoulder and a gun in her purse, Deacon doesn’t even try to sugarcoat it: “Get out of town, nobody wants you here.” After stabbing a lemon like it personally offended him, he reminds Luna she’s not welcome anywhere near Sheila, Finn, or Steffy. Luna snaps that this isn’t about Sheila—it’s about Steffy blocking her from playing happy families with her long-lost daddy. Deacon warns her once more and storms off, leaving Luna to fondle her purse pistol like she’s in a mob movie.
Meanwhile, over at Deacon’s place, Sheila is giving Poppy the parenting lecture of the century. She drags up Luna’s murdery past—hello, two dead men and a cage match with Steffy—and practically begs Poppy to reel her daughter in before she does something they all regret. Deacon confirms that Luna’s not just troubled, she’s unhinged. He tried the tough love route and told her to vanish, but no one knows if she actually listened. Sheila’s worried Luna’s fixation on Finn’s wife could turn deadly.
Liam’s Meltdown: Volume 297
Over at the cliff house, Liam is fresh out of chill. Steffy tries to keep things zen, but Liam is in full panic mode because Luna somehow got into the house. He’s convinced she’s a ticking time bomb with a twisted fairytale playing in her head—one where Finn is Daddy of the Year and Steffy just magically disappears. Finn swears he’s got it under control, but Liam’s not buying it. He screams that Steffy has to be safe—for Kelly, for the family, for his own blood pressure. Literally. Finn tries to check it while Liam is mid-freakout, which goes about as well as you’d expect. Once Liam storms off, Steffy and Finn cuddle and promise nothing, nothing, will take her away. Especially not a rage-filled Nozawa with a gun.
Gunpowder, Meet Delusion
At the shooting range—because apparently that’s where mentally unstable people go to unwind—Luna is locked, loaded, and hallucinating Steffy’s rejection speech on loop. She’s holding a gun like she’s in a B-grade action flick when suddenly, enter Remy. Or should we say Dario—his alter ego from when he was undercover at Bill’s place. Luna remembers him, and for half a second they flirt like normal people. But normal is not in Luna’s vocabulary.
Remy tries to play shooting coach, but Luna is more focused on her vendetta than proper stance. She tells him her dream life with her dad is being blocked by Steffy, that flawless obstacle in every B&B storyline. She prints out a photo of Steffy—yes, a full-on photo—and slaps it on the target. Remy, mildly alarmed (but clearly not alarmed enough), watches as Luna delivers a dead-center shot to Steffy’s forehead. “Bang, bang. You’re dead,” she coos. Real casual. Totally healthy behavior.
Sheila’s Sudden Maternal Moment
Back in her lair, Sheila is playing the unlikely protector of Steffy Forrester. She’s trying to warn everyone and their mother—literally, Poppy—that Luna is circling the drain and Steffy might be her next victim. Deacon’s impressed that Sheila is even pretending to care, and to her credit, she’s not wrong. Luna is spiraling hard and fast. Even Sheila—Sheila!—thinks she’s too far gone. If that’s not a red flag, nothing is.
As Luna rants about how different things would be if it weren’t for “that bitch of a wife,” Remy finally starts looking nervous. He wants to get out of there, maybe go somewhere less murdery. But Luna? She’s just getting started. Her delusions are growing by the second.
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