The drama was served sizzling hot on Monday's General Hospital as Natalia passed out from a pill-and-whiskey-induced haze, Portia set a trap that worked a little too well, and Kristina got the worst kind of surprise shift at Charlie’s. Let's just say it was explosive.
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| Natalia | GH, ABC |
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Natalia’s Meltdown Is the Gift That Keeps on Crumbling
So much for tropical bliss. Natalia was supposed to be on her way to Belize with a fresh start courtesy of Sonny’s mob money and misplaced guilt. Instead, she crashed Daisy’s christening like a walking red flag, sat in the back pew, and waited to be noticed. Sonny gave her the boot with a side of condescension, telling her she’d have a safe life but not his life. Natalia called him out for setting her up with everything but love, friends, or dignity. Her farewell? A venom-laced, “May you and your whole family get every blessing you deserve.” That’s a soap opera curse if we’ve ever heard one.
Back at her hotel room, Natalia popped a few mystery pills, chased them with whiskey, and then repeated the whole disaster after a shower.
Her spiral included flashbacks of arguing with Sidwell, Marco cutting her off, and Sonny basically ghosting her with a suitcase. She attempted to text Marco, but her autocorrect turned it into nonsense. He saw it, rolled his eyes, and assumed she was drunk again. By the time he bothered to respond, Natalia had already face-planted onto the couch.
Portia Proves She's Not Done Scheming
Just when Curtis was almost fooled into thinking Portia had grown up, she went full soap villain. After luring him into a steamy office makeout, she timed it just perfectly for Jordan to walk in and catch the show. Curtis called her out for staging the whole scene, and Portia proudly confessed. She claimed Jordan needed to see for herself that Curtis was taken, but Curtis wasn’t buying the act. He accused her of using the oldest trick in the book, and she tried to flip it by accusing Jordan of being a threat.
Curtis reminded her that Jordan isn’t the one spinning webs and throwing traps. He even laid out the harsh truth that Jordan never lied about paternity, blackmail, or being a puppet for Drew. Portia insisted everything she did was to save their marriage, but Curtis had a different take. He said her tricks are tearing them apart. By the end of it, Portia looked like a woman trying to hold together a marriage she’s single-handedly wrecking.
Brook Lynn Smells Trouble and Turner Wants Natalia Bagged
While Daisy’s christening went off without any holy water fights, Brook Lynn couldn’t let go of the fact that Natalia randomly showed up, dropped chaos, and vanished. Chase refused to answer her questions, which only made her more suspicious. He was clearly on a call that had everything to do with Natalia, but all she got was “boundaries.” Brook Lynn kissed him goodbye, but her eyes were screaming “I don’t trust a word you just said.”
Back at the PCPD, Anna gave Turner a reality check about playing dirty to take down Sonny. Turner wasn’t impressed and made it clear she’s not here to be a team player. After storming off, she came back later with a new idea: slap an APB on Natalia. If anyone’s going to bring down the kingpin of Port Charles, it’s the messiest woman on his roster. Turner may be shady, but she’s not wrong.
Kristina Walks Into a Firestorm at Charlie’s
After leaving the christening and checking in with Jason and Sonny, Kristina got called in to open up Charlie’s. She had no idea her late shift was about to turn into an inferno. Two masked men had already broken in and doused the place in gasoline. Kristina walked into the bar, completely unaware, until the whole place lit up thanks to a Molotov cocktail crashing through the window.
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| Kristina | GH |
While the Quartermaines were toasting baby Daisy and Lucas was blowing out candles at Carly’s, Kristina was staring down an actual fire. And somewhere across town, Natalia was passed out cold while her son debated whether her text was worth a reply.
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